Mad About You

Jamie: How are you holding up?

Paul: (licking an envelope) Well, if I had 2 tongues I'd be the happiest person in the world.

Jamie: (lighting a cigarette) Second happiest.

Lisa: I was just in the neighborhood and thought I'd bring you some lunch.

Paul: Did Jamie say to do that?

Lisa: No.

Paul: She tell you to say no?

Lisa: Yes.

Jamie: Are you sure I can leave you home alone?

Paul: what am I, Macaulay Culkin?

Jamie: We'll find her...

Paul: We don't even know which way she went! Look at this, look at this, pistachio shells. Still moist!

Jamie: Come on, follow them.

Paul: It's like Hansel and Gretel, but with nuts!

Paul: How could you let this happen?

Jamie: Excuse me?

Paul: This is all your fault!

Jamie: On what planet?

Paul: You.. you gave entirely too much weight to my argument. Do you realize, we have a parking space, we don't have a CAR!

Jamie: Don't tell ME! *I* told YOU!

Paul: You.. your job is to stop me from doing something idiotic. Idiotic, I can do that by myself!

Do me a favour, talk to me like I'm four. -Paul

Theme song: Short Version

Tell me why, I love you like I do.

Tell me who, could stop my heart as much as you

Let's take each other's hand

As we jump into the Final Frontier.

Mad about you baby.

(Whoo hoo hoo)

Yeah. I'm mad about you.

(Whoo hoo hoo)

Whoo hoo hoo.

Long Version

Tell me why,

I love you like I do,

Tell me who,

Can stop my heart as much as you,

Tell me all your secrets and I'll tell you most of mine,

They say nobody's perfect but it is really true this time,

I don't have the answers,

And I don't have a plan,

All I have is you,

So darling help me understand,

What we do,

You can whisper in my ear,

Where we go,

who knows what happens after here,

Let's take each other's hands,

As we jump into the final frontier,

I'm mad about you,

I'm mad about you, so mad about you...