Bizarre. Freaky. Weird. Disturbing.

What people have typed into search engines ... And then ended up at this blog:

- what would cause you to pee when you vomit - Um ... what the? Weird.

- spot on my stomach - Could you be any vaguer?

- doctors appointment coldplay fix you blog - I swear to god. that's exactly what someone typed into a search engine to end up here. No words taken out or added.

- how to make yourself vomit everything - Well, that's just disturbing. And really sad.

- scrubs doctor cox and jordyn lose baby - Doctor Cox and Jordyn lose a baby on Scrubs? Are you kidding me?

- wangaratta safeway murder - There was a murder at Safeway in Wangaratta? Maybe I should look it up on the internet and find out what happened.

- why are parts of the ocean bluer than others - Well I have no freaking idea what that answer is.

Somebody found this blog by typing into Google the following words ...


Where do gorillas pee


.... Um ... That's a bit weird.

Christine: Mary had 4 kittens in her first litter. We gave one to C****.
Me: Cool.
Christine: Course, then it gotten eaten by a police dog in a drug raid on their house.
Me: *Laughing hysterically* Are you serious?!
Christine: Yeah. We didn't think it was a good idea to give them another kitten. You know, just in case it happened again.
Me: ... ... Uh ... Ok then!

Brett.

The most bizzare web chat ever?

It involved me. Tonight.

This guy, named Brett, started talking to me. He doesn't actually appear on my list, but apparently I'm on his.

Brett then tried to figure out where he knew me from:

are you the chick i fucked in the back of the hire car last week?

(Me: No)

now i know this is you lisa and u r stilled pissed off because i slept with your mum - as i said
when you found out - GET OVER IT - she and i are entitled to have our fun - and guess what - WE DID ANAL - your mum loved it lisa


Umm ... What the??? Someone call Jerry Springer ...

Am I the only one who thinks this is just bizzare??!

P.S. Just as I hit 'Publish Post', the phone rang. It was my new boss. I'm working tomorrow/Friday from 12 - 4. Dan, if you're serious about the massage, show up after 4 on Friday ;-) I'll make it worth your while ... hehehe.

I shoulda been a guy ...

Had a pretty good day. Lunch with Ang and Chrissie, and of course, gorgeous little Ryan. Who, I swear, has gotten about a thousand times more cute since we last saw him!
I'm not kidding, it took about 15 seconds for the talk to turn to sex after we sat down ... *lmao* We should have been guys, I reckon. Funny as. And it wasn't until the guys at the table next to us got up to leave that we realised they were even there ... And that they'd probably heard our entire conversation ... Which was definitely X-rated! Phone sex, faking it, sex toys, thoughts during sex ... There wasn't much we didn't talk about! :-P
Then Ang had to head home to meet with the celebrant to discuss Ryan's naming ceremony, so Chrissie and I headed out to Lansell Plaza because she decided she wanted foils put in her hair. They turned out really nice too, which was great.
After that we came back here and decided to go see a movie, so we went and watched Shrek the Third. Who said it wasn't as good as the first two?! Lots of one-liners, heaps of funny stuff in there. Every bit as good as the first two.
But can I just say, what happened to people laughing at movies? Most people were so timid, they'd give a little giggle, where as Chrissie and I laughed loudly, and a lot! Who cares what people think if you laugh loud?! You're there to enjoy yourself! I noticed it the other day at Oceans 13 as well. Bummer!
Anyway, that about wraps it up for tonight. To finish off I want to say a huge *CONGRATULATIONS!* to my cousin Sondrel, and her husband Dominic, who had their first child yesterday! A new baby girl entered the world, weighing 8lb 10 oz. They have named her Lily Lorna. I'm sure she's a cutie! Congrats guys! :o)
Ok, and I'm out. Night guys!