Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Open letter to Mr. Blogger

Dear Mr. Blogger,

You, my friend, are a fucker.

And I hate you.

Now, I realise that this is a big claim, so I have some evidence to back myself up and explain just why you are a fucker.

Tonight, I decided to change the layout, and font/colours of my blog.

I went into 'Templates' and selected the new template for my blog.

No worries there.

Then I went into 'Fonts and Colours' to personalise my page.

FIVE TIMES I went into fonts and colours.

FIVE TIMES your stupid piece of crap blogger froze on me.

FIVE TIMES I had to press control+alt+delete to start all over again.

What the hell, Mr. Blogger?

Do you not want people to have individualised blogs? Do you want little blogger clones running all over the place? Do you want people having the exactly the same blog as 500,000 other people? Well, that is not cool, Mr. Blogger.

Not cool at all.

Now, I am going to try once more, and if it doesn't work, someone may have to call me an ambulance, as I'm sure my blood pressure will be rising to stroke level.

Mr. Blogger, fucker, please address this problem at once.


Yours sincerely,
A very pissed blogger user.

P.S. You stressed me out soooo much that I had to go and have a smoke, and THEN, I had to have a caffeine hit via a can of Coke. I expect to be reimbursed for that one cigarette and one can of Coke.

P.P.S. (35 minutes later...): I have managed to make a few changes. Very slow process, and I'll do the rest tomorrow. Ok, I'm going to bed now. 4 hours sleep Monday night + 4 hours last night = a very tired little me.

Peace, I'm out.

(Not peace to you though, Mr Fucker. I'm still mad at you.)