Operator: Hello, you've reached the Police Department's main switchboard. Please listen carefully to the following options. To be connected to a supervisor, because one of our jackass thugs mistreated you, and you want his goddamn badge, press one.
Ronnie: Cop I know sent it to me.
Operator: If you committed a crime you think you can bullshit your way out of, press two. (Cops laugh)
Ronnie: It's great, isn't it?
Vic: If you shut up and let us listen.
Operator: If you're shirtless and threatening your girlfriend with a knife, and don't want one of our officers interfering with you your "love," press three.
Danny: Priceless.
Operator: To report an act of inter-racial profiling, put down your crack pipe and press four. (Big group laugh)
Operator: If you can't locate one of your seven unsupervised, fatherless children, press five.
yada, yada, yada .... grr @ blogger! second time writting this post.
re: my *little rant* yesterday .... *blushes* was slightly ... frustrated :o) an hour and 15 minutes at harvey norman today, and i was good to go. they took the computer apart to find that when the repair centre had put in the new fan, they'd disconnected half the keyboard and not re-connected it. the marks on the screen were mainly "scruff" marks, most came off. some are still there, and that's the actual crystals in the lcd screen that have been damaged, but since they're fairly small marks, and can't really be seen, i'm just letting that go. i'm in a much better mood now ... :o) *blushes* if you haven't read it ... don't bother! :-P *lol* it's just a whole lotta swearing, and grumpin'.
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