Listen up, kids:
If you're going to drive like a moron/idiot/arsehole, almost collecting other cars when you don't give way, ensure that you do not have personalised number plates.
It's so much easier to remember RAT than it is GXR 473, especially when you've just avoided and accident and you might be a little shaken.
P.S. RAT driver: Thanks for making it incredibly easy to report you to the Police. That's great, and very appreciated!